Like the 'smoker' and the 'recoil' Comiso!
A wee joke for ya's:
There's a girl who right from birth is about as ugly as you can get. Throughout her whole young life she tries in vain to get a man interested in her, but to no avail.
After many frustrating years she decides to go to a psychiatrist to see if there's something deeply wrong with her.
The Psyche listens to her tale quietly and patiently, and when she's finished, just says to her "Well, from what I can see, there's nothing psychologically wrong with you, the truth is simply that you are SO ugly,that you will never find a man as long as you live". "...However," she adds "..Have you ever heard of reincarnation? I believe that though you may be miserable in this life, in the next you may be so beautiful that men will be tripping over themselves to get to you".
She goes home and thinks about it, and decides she dosen't want to wait a whole lifetime to get a man - she decides to commit suicide. So she finds the highest bridge in town, the one overlooking the motorway, and throws herself off it.
She passes out during the fall, and lands by chance in a passing truck full of bananas.
When she finally comes to, she feels around her and her, and says "Oh, gentlemen! One at a time, please!"