> A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a
> fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed
> that the Maitre D' was a robot.
>
> The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there
> is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with
> you until a table is ready, If you please."
>
> Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
>
> The robot clicked a couple more times and then
> asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
>
> The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
>
> The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of
> relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest
> medical breakthroughs, etc.
>
> The man was most impressed. The next day he
> returned, But thought he would try a different tack.
>
> The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This
> time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
>
> So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the
> latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Red
> Sox to do this weekend.
>
> The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day
> he returned.
>
> Again the robot asked the question, "What is your
> IQ?"
>
> This time the man drawled out, " Uh...'bout 50."
>
> The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly
> asked,
>
> "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o
> n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"