AN ETHNIC JOKE
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a
German, an Indian, some Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander,
and a Californian), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an
Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard,
a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian,
a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a
Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan,
a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an
Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a
Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a
Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a
Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban,
an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a
Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an
Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a
Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a
Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian
and 47 Africans walk into a fine restaurant ...
"I'm sorry," said the manager, as he scrutinized the group one by one, and
then barred their entrance saying, "Sorry, you can't come in here without a
Thai."