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Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
A Doctor was addressing a large audience...
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful.
Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and
None of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 85-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful.
Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and
None of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 85-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
I should live forever then.
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
That's it, I've had it, I'm doomed !
Been nice knowing you guys ......
Been nice knowing you guys ......
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Getting married again are ya Terry?
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
It certainly is one of the most expensive foods, you pay for it twice - at the beginning and the ending of a marriage!
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an @sshole!
