at6
1st Sergeant
For that you will have to endure one month of nude dancing with Hillary Clinton and Madeleine Albright..
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Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
Isn't that like a death sentence?
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
If it is not.........................................................it should be.
Crimea_River
Marshal
Same for me bro!
Isn't that like a death sentence?
So I guess that's a bad thing right...
Andy..
A judge tells the defendant, "You're charged with attacking your boss with a hammer."
"You jerk!" yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
"You're also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer," says the judge.
"Jerrrrkkkk!" bellows the same man.
"Sir," says the judge, "one more outburst, and I'll charge you with contempt."
"I'm sorry, Your Honor," says the man. "But I've been this jerk's neighbor for ten years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
"You jerk!" yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
"You're also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer," says the judge.
"Jerrrrkkkk!" bellows the same man.
"Sir," says the judge, "one more outburst, and I'll charge you with contempt."
"I'm sorry, Your Honor," says the man. "But I've been this jerk's neighbor for ten years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
michaelmaltby
Colonel
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the 'Style Invitational'. The requirements one week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unibomber) in the same limerick. The winning entries (below) were actually printed verbatim in the newspaper, without bleeps or alterations.
Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
And the winning entry:
Lewinksy and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
And the winning entry:
Lewinksy and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
Crimea_River
Marshal
A winner it is! 
michaelmaltby
Colonel
Pot ... kettle
at6
1st Sergeant
michaelmaltby
Colonel
at6
1st Sergeant
He's begging Mark Zuckerberg for one billion dollars. If Zuckerberg is smart, he will tell West to go fudge himself. That's pan handling big time.
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
Ah, the lives of airheads.
Hopefully he goes bankrupt and disappears...
Crimea_River
Marshal
He must be bankrupt. He owes me at least $7MM.
