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Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders were scheduled to appear at one her rallies together. When Hillary saw Bernie all pale with a dripping nose, she was shocked.
Hillary: "Bernie!!!!!!!! Are you alright!!!!!!!!?"
Bernie: " Oh Hillary!!!!! It was awful. As I was on my way here, I walked by a Mosque where I spied a quarter on the sidewalk. When I bent over to pick it up, out swarmed 50, no 100, or was it 200 sex-crazed Moose limbs. They began having their way with me and each time I tried to say bad, all they heard was Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I was only able to scare them off when I remembered to SQUEAL LIKE A PIG."
 

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