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A lieutenant says to one of his men:

"That friend of yours over there is a very good shot."

The man replied "Indeed he is, sir, but I have a feeling that we should run a check on his personal background."

"And why is that?", the lieutenant asked.

"Because, for some reason, he carefully cleans his rifle of his fingerprints every time his shot hits his target."
 
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