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A lieutenant says to one of his men:
"That friend of yours over there is a very good shot."
The man replied "Indeed he is, sir, but I have a feeling that we should run a check on his personal background."
"And why is that?", the lieutenant asked.
"Because, for some reason, he carefully cleans his rifle of his fingerprints every time his shot hits his target."
"That friend of yours over there is a very good shot."
The man replied "Indeed he is, sir, but I have a feeling that we should run a check on his personal background."
"And why is that?", the lieutenant asked.
"Because, for some reason, he carefully cleans his rifle of his fingerprints every time his shot hits his target."
Snautzer01
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My dog has "little"problems
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
michaelmaltby
Colonel
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
....and now time for commercials....
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Imagine modelling your own stuff....the bird looks nice though, this must be from the pre-hippocroccofrog era....
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
I'm watching you ............ Muppet !
I admit though, the bird does look rather like a girlfriend I had in the mid 1970's.
I admit though, the bird does look rather like a girlfriend I had in the mid 1970's.
at6
1st Sergeant
Look! She has real boobies, not rubber!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
Crimea_River
Marshal
That's one on the right, correct?
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Of course - you didn't think I'd go for blue, surely ?
