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great stuff Guys! 
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
*LOL* Man, that's an awesome pic!!!!
Nice Wurger...well he sure isn't saluting!!
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Wonder if he survived the war.
he could be looking for his samurai sword.....
Funny you should say that Matt, I often have that thought when watching war doco's...or even where are they now?
Funny you should say that Matt, I often have that thought when watching war doco's...or even where are they now?
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Teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class:
'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly
...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, f**k me!! A talking pig!'
She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class:
'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly
...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, f**k me!! A talking pig!'
Good one!!
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Pfizer Announcement
Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Nice!! RA,,
Konigstiger205
Staff Sergeant
Good one RA
DOUGRD
Staff Sergeant
DOUGRD
Staff Sergeant
Upon reaching his 21st birthday a young man declared that, like his father and grandfather before him, he was going to walk on water. He took the family row boat and rowed out to the middle of the lake. Once there he stood up and said "Today is my 21st birthday and like my father and my grandfather I will walk on water." He stepped out of the boat and immediately sank. After he crawled back into the boat he rowed to shore and went to see his grandmother who was very wise. He said "Grandmother today is my 21st birthday and I tried to walk on water just like my father and my grandfather did on their 21st birthday but I stepped out of the boat and immediately sank. Why can't I walk on water like they did?" His grandmother shook her head sadly and replied "You forgot one important fact young one, they were both born in January, you were born in July."
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
*LOL*
