Old Wizard
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Lucky13
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"on the drop of the handkerchief there will be a polite exchange of bullets!"
....a polite exchange!?
....a polite exchange!?
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Yep, in the same class as "friendly fire" - which is bl**dy unfriendly if aimed at oneself !!
Shortround6
Major General
as in "friendly fire isn't!"
Depends on Where You Live
You may have heard about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning that many guns and 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable".
In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Minnesota & Wisconsin, he'd be called "ALMOST ready for deer season".
In Arizona, he'd be called "An avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "A novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "Moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'go-to' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "A likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "An eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "A deer hunting buddy."
In Oklahoma he'd be called "normal."
And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo"...
You may have heard about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning that many guns and 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable".
In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Minnesota & Wisconsin, he'd be called "ALMOST ready for deer season".
In Arizona, he'd be called "An avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "A novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "Moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'go-to' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "A likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "An eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "A deer hunting buddy."
In Oklahoma he'd be called "normal."
And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo"...
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at6
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It being the Chinese year of the rooster, I went to the local poultry farm and promptly acquired one. On the way out a lovely young lass commented on my having a rather large rooster. I said yes indeed and my thingy's not bad either.
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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
That last one is awesome!
michaelmaltby
Colonel
now go to sleep, Sheldon ....
