Quotes and Jokes (8 Viewers)

[Robert Porter]

I am sure some of us can find a use for this!

 

[Elmas]

http://www.doyletics.com/tidbits/militaryadvice.pdf

 

[Robert Porter]

Awesome!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Robert Porter]

Now I am in trouble with one of my next door neighbors. Asked her 5 year old son if he had ever seen a Teddy Bear tree since every one knows Teddy Bears grow on trees. He said no while his eyes got huge so I showed him the photo below. Now he is crying and upset because his Mom won't plant a Panda Tree for him! If I stop posting please let the cops know to check the pond behind my condo as I think his Mom is going to kill me!

 

[Wurger]

And that's the reason for not telling children baloney.

 

[CORSNING]

A couple of signs that might just have some real hidden meaning.

 

[CORSNING]

If anybody figures out where this is, please let me know.

 

[CORSNING]

Dip shit management,

 

[CORSNING]

Who the #ell does this mean???

 

[at6]

It must be illegal to read it.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Wayne Little]

Little Johnny asks his father:
"Where does the wind come from?"
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"I don't know."
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"Why do dogs bark?"
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"I don't know."
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"Why is the earth round?"
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"I don't know."
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"Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"
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"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything."

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Crimea_River]

 

[Wayne Little]

Sounds reasonable.....

 

[Gnomey]