Quotes and Jokes (8 Viewers)

[Robert Porter]

From what I have read he could only manage "half mast" himself for the last 20 odd years.

 

[at6]

Maybe he had a secret implant or the world's largest Viagra vault.

 

[Capt. Vick]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[at6]

I like being a Capricorn even more now. Thank you.

 

[vikingBerserker]

Aries!

 

[pbehn]

Aries!

Der Widder

Aries der Widder
Taurus der Stier (the bull)
Gemini die Zwillinge (the twins)
Cancer der Krebs
Leo der Löwe (the lion)
Virgo die Jungfrau (the virgin)
Libra die Waage (the scale)
Scorpio der Skorpion (the scorpion)
Sagittarius der Schütze (the shooter)
Capricorn der Steinbock
Aquarius der Wassermann (the waterman)
Pisces die Fische (the fish)

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[pbehn]

Widder, Stier, Waage, Schütze and Steinbock are great names for tanks.

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[pbehn]

Discussing the soccer world cup today Mike "porky" Parry asked if Leningrad was near St Petersburg.

 

[at6]

Discussing the soccer world cup today Mike "porky" Parry asked if Leningrad was near St Petersburg.

Must have gone to a public school.

 

[pbehn]

Must have gone to a public school.

He passed for grammar school, he was a journalist and ended up as news editor for the press association. He explained that he was really interested in history and wanted to do some sight seeing in Russia while he was there it was funny, scary and a bit weird all at the same time.

 

[Elmas]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Old Wizard]