I'm feeling like I'm on a roll, lol...
Wife and her husband are strolling down Michigan Avenue, Chicago's "Magnificent Mile," early one morning after the stores had closed, and they come to the first store, and there's this cute little hat in the window, and the wife goes, "Honey, will you get me that cute little hat in the window?" And the husband looks down at the price tag, then reaches in his pocket, pulls out a brick, throws it through the window, and goes in and gets her the hat.
So, they come to the next store, and there's this cute little dress in the window, and the wife goes, "Honey, will you get me that cute little dress in the window?" And the husband looks down at the price tag, then reaches in his pocket, pulls out another brick, throws it through the window, and goes in and gets her the dress.
So, they come to the last store, and there's this big, beautiful fur coat in the window, and the wife goes, "Honey, will you get me that big, beautiful fur coat in the window?" And the husband looks down at the price tag, then turns to the wife and goes, "What do you think I'm made of, bricks?"
Wife and her husband are strolling down Michigan Avenue, Chicago's "Magnificent Mile," early one morning after the stores had closed, and they come to the first store, and there's this cute little hat in the window, and the wife goes, "Honey, will you get me that cute little hat in the window?" And the husband looks down at the price tag, then reaches in his pocket, pulls out a brick, throws it through the window, and goes in and gets her the hat.
So, they come to the next store, and there's this cute little dress in the window, and the wife goes, "Honey, will you get me that cute little dress in the window?" And the husband looks down at the price tag, then reaches in his pocket, pulls out another brick, throws it through the window, and goes in and gets her the dress.
So, they come to the last store, and there's this big, beautiful fur coat in the window, and the wife goes, "Honey, will you get me that big, beautiful fur coat in the window?" And the husband looks down at the price tag, then turns to the wife and goes, "What do you think I'm made of, bricks?"