TheMadPenguin
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and the screwdrivers are in the silverware tray, and the box-opens are in the top rack ...
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Lucky13
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Crimea_River
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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline". He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had got off except for a little old lady walking with a cane.
She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?"
The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?"
The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
I ask "Naval Aviator?"
Snautzer01
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Dare you to honk...
buffnut453
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buffnut453
Captain
Perhaps using my "Let It Snow" wrapping paper wasn't the best idea for this gift...
Lucky13
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SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
It's what I want for Christmas!
at6
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A pair of them attached to a sweety.
Lucky13
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at6
1st Sergeant
No thank you. Prefer ones not attached to relatives.
Lucky13
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When a cat end all their 9 lives, in one go!
