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[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[XBe02Drvr]

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My first F4 ride started very much like this, except the unwary "unsuspecting victim" was a deuce-and-half truck. When I got my vision back we were in an 80° climb at somewhere around 300 knots and the recording G meter had peaked at 4. (Clean airframe, no tanks, ordnance, pods, or pylons, just a single Sidewinder rail lugging an air combat range transponder, essentially a Sidewinder body minus warhead, motor, and fins, with an IR seeker and guidance system, inertial sensors and a range transponder. About as low a drag index and TOGW as you can get.)

 

[SaparotRob]

I love aviation gobbledygook.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Capt. Vick]

 

[Snautzer01]

My kind of physician

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[Gnomey]

Jan?

 

[Capt. Vick]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Jan?

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Yeah, that bottle of booze had nothing to do with it!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Андрей]

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This is the current president of Ukraine.

 

[Андрей]

 

[fubar57]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

 

[michaelmaltby]