Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Ok, lets stop getting political.

 

[ARTESH]

Let's talk about languages, shall we?

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English people: Persian letters are so similar!

English letters be like:

 

[Airframes]

???

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[buffnut453]

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What's one of those?

 

[Airframes]

My bank account doesn't have a comma in it, but I think it has a coma - it hasn't stirred for ages !!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[cherry blossom]

Found on the BBC website as a comment on side effects from Covid-19 vaccination:

Someone I know had their 2nd dose of the vaccine at the vaccination centre, after which he began to have blurred vision on the way home.

When he got home, he called the vaccination centre for advice and to ask if he should go see a doctor, or be hospitalised.

He was told NOT to go to a doctor or a hospital, but just return to the vaccination centre immediately and pick up his glasses.

 

[Greg Boeser]

So, short term memory loss is a side effect?

 

[SaparotRob]

Side effect of what?

 

[at6]

Remember what?

 

[Wurger]

What what?

 

[SaparotRob]

I remember the Alamo.

 

[buffnut453]

I remember the Alamo.

I rented a car from them once.

 

[Airframes]

I got confused trying to hire a car once - I thought Hertz Van Rental was a Dutch artist ............. yeah, I've got me coat !!

 

[XBe02Drvr]

I remember the Alamo.

Jees, you're old! What's your secret to long life?? Is it genetics, clean living, or what ales you?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[SaparotRob]

Jees, you're old! What's your secret to long life?? Is it genetics, clean living, or what ales you?

Marriage.
Life becomes an eternity.

 

[Андрей]

You saw this photo already, it is incumbent president of Ukraine Zelenski. It is a joke. And so the office of president of Ukraine looks now. It is a not joke already, but looks funnily.