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ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
It should be some kind of errors? or something like that? I think a critical one!
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
Two Afghan guys Talking to each other would be like!!!
It is a tradition to name boys after the day they were born! like name someone Sunday or Saturday (or Equivalent in other Languages) in Europa!
It is a tradition to name boys after the day they were born! like name someone Sunday or Saturday (or Equivalent in other Languages) in Europa!
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SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
The worse they are, the more I like'em!
at6
1st Sergeant
I like reealy bad ones too. I chose not to become a chicken farmer because I would have to learn fowl language.
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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Be honest, you owned a Commodore 64 too,didn't you.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
First of all, that's a dude so pretty big problem there. 2nd: Why the fuck are abortions a thing? In my opinion it is a legalized genocide of the next generation. Just why.
I love books. And while I guess I am still young I read books alot. I am sad for those who think reading books is to hard and/or bad.
why?
buffnut453
Captain
A tense moment at St.Paul's. If the Bishop moves forward, the Queen can take him!!!
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
I sometimes go to random pages!
yosimitesam
Airman 1st Class
Yep. "System Abend 0C7" "Data Exception". In the vernacular of the day: 'a sock-seven.' Usually a COBOL packed-decimal field hasn't been initialized with 'ZAP' and probably had a 'MOVE LOW-VALUES TO <some 01 level data>' done to it. The most common abend by a huge margin, especially with COBOL programmers. By the way, the car that the guy with the plate was driving was a real 'clunker', too, which added to the humor of the scene.
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yosimitesam
Airman 1st Class
Yes it's an IBM operating system error for a program that attempts to perform decimal arithmetic on non-numeric data. 'System Abend 0C7', where 'abend' stands for 'abnormal end'. The program dies and if it is a 'live' program running as 'production', the poor programmer gets awakened in the night to drive in and fix it. There was no internet then.
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