Quotes and Jokes (7 Viewers)

[Lucky13]

 

[Ralph Haus]

Honestly, I didn't. When they became popular I was an MVS systems programmer for a retail company and wrote a lot of code for the mainframe. By the time I got home from work, all I wanted to do was to veg-out in front of the TV. Sometimes I drank. But I definitely didn't want to write any more code. My first interest outside my work field was with Unix. After AT&T 'released' the Unix O/S for public use, I started playing with a clone SCO/XENIX. Then, the IBM/PC became popular and Linux came along soon thereafter. Am I still allowed to call myself a 'nerd', even though I never owned a Commodore 64? Have I been living a lie?

KIM board. If you know this one you are an old geek fart like me! From there to Radio Shack to Apple I to IBM to the crap that they are now selling. And I STILL have them all. Including the PCII. If old hardware ever becomes collectable I'm a very rich man. My first hard drive for my IBM PC was a 10Mb (no mistyping there) was over $300. I just bought a 4 Tb for $49. If only the political would would progress like the technical one!

 

[SaparotRob]

Be careful of what you ask for.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

True.

 

[GTX]

 

[buffnut453]

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That's completely fake news with photoshopped images because no wife, in the history of humankind, has ever admitted they were wrong.

 

[ARTESH]

Leonidas , and anyone else that wants to read:

Internet censorship in Iran - Wikipedia

this what i see in What are you listening thread, when VPN is off!

also any site with hosts not located in Iran, like here, for example uses between 3 to 7 times of Internet trafic! using vpn, double or triple it!!!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Because after you are done paying the electric bill, you will have no money for food.

 

[Greg Boeser]

That's completely fake news with photoshopped images because no wife, in the history of humankind, has ever admitted they were wrong.

He didn't say that they actually admitted to it.

Also, good thing the faces are cropped in photo #3, or they are never going to be able to run for re-election.

 

[Leonidas]

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Why?

 

[MIflyer]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MIflyer]

That's an M41. We got one in a park about 2 miles away. I guess that is how it got there.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Is it parked next to a fire hydrant?

 

[Dana Bell]

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Subtle! A Walker Bulldog...

Cheers,



Dana

 

[Snautzer01]

Why?

It is a scene from a movie. When the woman makes loves she howls like Lassie. Everbody knows this but the man that makes love to her. Very funny indeed.

 

[Snautzer01]

It is a scene from a movie. When the woman makes loves she howls like Lassie. Everbody knows this but the man that makes love to her. Very funny indeed.

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Ohh and i know if you where to buy this movie in Iran and the goverment catches you, you will be howling to. But not from love or laughter.