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One day a little girl was watching her mother washing dishes in the kitchen. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair in contrast to her brown hair. She inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy or cry, one of my hairs turn white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
 
When the 65 year old people were called for their Covid shots, a friend who had his first shot had just gone back for his second. On his way home, he began to have blurred vision. When he got home, he called the vaccination center for advice and to ask if he should see a doctor of go to the hospital. He was told NOT to go to a doctor or a hospital, but return to the vaccination center immediately and pick up his glasses.
 

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