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• May 9, 2021

• #14,261

M

MIflyer

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Read where an FW-200 was circling a British convoy in the Atlantic. One of the ships sent a light blinker message.

"Could you circle the other way for a while? We are getting dizzy."

The FW-200 blinkered back, "Sure! " and started circling the other direction.

 

• May 9, 2021

• #14,262

SaparotRob

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True or not, that's my kind of war story!

 

• May 10, 2021

• #14,263

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• May 10, 2021

• #14,264

M

MIflyer

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Maybe this ad had something to do with the FW-200 being so cooperative?

 

• May 10, 2021

• #14,265

Gnomey

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• May 11, 2021

• #14,266

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• May 11, 2021

• #14,267

Wurger

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• May 11, 2021

• #14,268

A4K

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...That's especially funny if you speak German - 'Gift' means 'Poison' !

 

• May 11, 2021

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Gnomey

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• May 11, 2021

• #14,270

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special ed

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honor' your father and mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" One boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

 

• May 11, 2021

• #14,271

Snautzer01

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Lucky13 said:

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I would like to order the in law special please.

 

• May 11, 2021

• #14,272

Lucky13

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A4K said:

...That's especially funny if you speak German - 'Gift' means 'Poison' !

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Same in Sweden, gift could mean married or poison!

 

• May 11, 2021

• #14,273

T

ThomasP

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Along with an emoji that means "I agree and that is funny" we also need one for 'That is funny and informative" or perhaps "That is funny and scary"?

 

• May 11, 2021

• #14,274

Lucky13

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• May 12, 2021

• #14,275

michaelmaltby

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• May 12, 2021

• #14,276

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• May 12, 2021

• #14,277

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• May 12, 2021

• #14,278

M

MIflyer

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Whaada call the ladder sights of my Mauser C96 and Enfield No. 4 Mark 1*? Double clutching?

 

• May 12, 2021

• #14,279

Gnomey

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• May 12, 2021

• #14,280

A

at6

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I just encountered Diogenes. I ask if he was still searching for truth and he said, "No. Gas."