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ARTESH · May 19, 2021

Lucky13 said:
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To Ms. Keenan:

I've ordered several, send me your P.O. Box address.

ARTESH · May 19, 2021

Lucky13 said:
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Now I understand why I loved the "Horse Archers" from Stronghold Crusader:

and Also my Fav Class in RPG / MMORPG games is Archer / Ranged Class.

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Because of This:

Also, In Persian Calendar, The Sagittarius stands for 9th month, Azar, which means Fire!

So, What am I? An Archer that fires fire Arrows!

StuG IV is my Max Level

Very Nice! I love It.

special ed · May 19, 2021

Dad joke warning:
Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not happy.

buffnut453 · May 19, 2021

special ed said:
Dad joke warning:
Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not happy.

But only one out of seven dwarfs is grumpy....how are the other 5 emoting?

special ed · May 19, 2021

OK, Take this Dad joke:
I was explaining to my wife when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said,"You're obviously not listening."

SaparotRob · May 19, 2021

Been there, done that!

Lucky13 · May 19, 2021

Leonidas · May 19, 2021

buffnut453 said:
But only one out of seven dwarfs is grumpy....how are the other 5 emoting?

neutral

special ed · May 19, 2021

One more Dad joke and Ill stop:
My wife was counting all the nickles and dimes on the the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

Gnomey · May 19, 2021

Wurger · May 19, 2021

special ed · May 19, 2021

All right, I lied, but SaparotRob's post 14347 made me do it:
An East Indian man has moved next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain so it came as no surprise that his name is Bindair Dundat!

SaparotRob · May 19, 2021

special ed said:
All right, I lied, but SaparotRob's post 14347 made me do it:
An East Indian man has moved next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain so it came as no surprise that his name is Bindair Dundat!

vikingBerserker · May 19, 2021

MIflyer · May 19, 2021

Is he married to Gott Da Tshirt?

Greg Boeser · May 19, 2021

special ed said:
One more Dad joke and Ill stop:
My wife was counting all the nickles and dimes on the the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

ARTESH · May 20, 2021

Lucky13 said:
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The other fish be like:

Ok mate, Change your park!

michaelmaltby · May 20, 2021

Guchi · May 20, 2021

Lucky13 said:
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Yes. That is, indeed a small collection

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