Some Iranian Jokes:
The girl on the plane was talking on her cell phone, "Talking on a cell phone is forbidden here," said the hostess, The girl said to her friend: Talking is forbidden here. . . You talk, I listen !!! ... The hostess had a stroke. The pilot fainted, The wing of the plane was detached.
Computer Basics: The part of a system that can be smashed with a hammer is called hardware, and the part that can only be cursed is called software!
They said to Newton: Why were you surprised when the apple fell? He said: Oh, I was sitting under a pear tree!
One day the teacher says to the student: Name five predators. The student says: Two tigers, three lions.
The snake marries the hedgehog and their child becomes barbed wire
A 12-year-old girl cries! Her friend comforts her: Let him go, my dear, you didn't deserve him! ... Then, When I was 12 years old, I was counting my notebooks's sheets to see are there really 100 sheets or not!!!
If women ruled the world, there would be no war! Only a few countries were angry with each other and did not talk!
Google: I own everything. Wikipedia: I know everything. Facebook: I know everyone. Internet: without me, you are nothing. Electricity: stfu.
A politician is one who can tell you to go to hell, but in such a way that you count the moments for this journey!
A psychologist is someone who: takes money from you to ask questions that your spouse asks you for free!
A chameleon suddenly went on a box of crayons, then he jammed!
Teacher said to student: Say three names which contains "Allah" . student answered: Shokrollah, Hamdollah, Cinderella!
Father to daughter: My daughter, what are you doing on the balcony at this time of night ??
Girl: I'm seeing The Moon, Daddy!
Father: Ok, tell your moon to turn off his car, his voice will not let us sleep!