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Greg Boeser
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Reminds me of those "Speed Enforced by Aircraft" signs I used to see on base. I always thought it would be more convincing with a bullet riddled, burned out wreck a few meters down the road.
michaelmaltby
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I love hearing from the other side.
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The difference between engineer types: Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.
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....weed! 
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Most likely she / he likes Xavier Krement too!
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The kids filed into the class Monday morning. The weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmenship. Sally led off, " I sold girl scout cookies and made $30. My sales was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit." Next was Debbie, " I sold magazines and made $45. I said they had entertainment and current events." Then Johnny's turn. He walked to the teacher's desk and dumped a box of money. "$2347", he said. The teacher exclaimed, " What in the world were you selling?" "Tooth brushes," He said. The teacher asked, "Tooth brushes! How could you possibly make that much selling tooth brushes?" "I found the busiest corner in town," he said. " I set up a dip and chip stand and gave everyone who went by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey this tastes like dog sh+t." Then I would say, "It is dog sh+t. Wanna buy a tooth brush?"
