A cat and a dog that had known each other since they were small, got into an argument one day, as all friends do once in a while.
Cat: cats can see into the near ultraviolet.
Dog: dogs can see into the near infrared.
Cat: cats can jump 30x their length horizontal and 8x their length vertical.
Dog: dogs can cover 30x miles in a day . . .without 8x naps.
Cat: cats can see colours.
Dog: dogs can hear mosquitoes fart.
Cat: can not!
Dog: OK . . but dogs can hear better than cats.
Cat: only in the high range, cats can hear better in the low range.
Dog: dogs can smell 2x better than cats.
Cat: then why do humans give you baths all the time?
Dog: hey! I mean that our noses are 2x more sensitive than cats.
Cat: cats are the most efficient land predator.
Dog: dogs are mans best friend.
Cat: . . .
Cat: cats can count to 20
Dog: dogs can count to 7
Cat: . . .
Dog: what?
Cat: sigh
Dog: yeah, well your litter has 2x fathers.
Cat: yeah, well your mom is a bitch.
Dog: . . . um, yeah, so?
Cat: sigh . . . oh, kiss my butt!
Dog: hey! thats not . . . er, wait . . . really?
Cat: sigh . . . go ahead, sniffing is OK, but no licking . . . I'm not 6 months old anymore.