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When I was stationed at Fort Stewart we were working in the motor pool one day when one of the mechanics, trying to seat a new tire on a rim, overinflated it until it exploded. The tire blew off the rim, struck the unfortunate mechanic in the face, shattering his jaw and knocking him unconscious, sailed all the way to the ceiling of repair bay, where it left a skid mark, fell back down, striking another soldier, breaking his arm. My squad leader was also the company safety NCO, so had to fill out the accident report.
It read: Sgt Snuffy got tired, so he laid down.
 
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