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Young girl comes home from school. Dad is reading the paper in the lounge and she asks him,
"Dad. Where did humans come from ?"
"Well, he says, we were created by a higher being we know as God -in his image ".
Girl goes into the kitchen and asks Mother the same question.
Mum says," Well - we used to be apes but we evolved and came down out of the trees to be who we are now".
Girl is confused - goes back to Dad and tells him what mum said. "Which is right ?", the girl asks.
Dad says, "Both are right dear, Your Mother is talking about her side of the family and I was referring to mine."
 
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