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The sad part is that his stash is not even close to my "collection"!
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SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Anyone ever seen one of the many vids "If the First World War was a bar fight "? There are several WW2 versions as well. Those Nordic Cats snoozing reminded me of it.
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
I wonder how many TNT / C4 's they can carry? I think I need 1 or 2! maybe 3! or even 4, maybe more!
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
One Friday evening a man with three daughters answered a knock on the door.
A young man stood there, saying, "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here to get Betty. We're going to get spaghetti." The father told Betty that Freddy was there.
A few minutes later there was another knock on the door. The young man there said, 'I'm Louie. I'm here to get Susie. We're going to a movie." The father went and told Susie her movie date was there.
Ten minutes later there was a knock on the door. A young man there said, "Hi, my name is Chuck..."
The father shot him.
A young man stood there, saying, "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here to get Betty. We're going to get spaghetti." The father told Betty that Freddy was there.
A few minutes later there was another knock on the door. The young man there said, 'I'm Louie. I'm here to get Susie. We're going to a movie." The father went and told Susie her movie date was there.
Ten minutes later there was a knock on the door. A young man there said, "Hi, my name is Chuck..."
The father shot him.
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
Did you hear about the prostitute that got run over by a bus?
It was whore-ible.
It was whore-ible.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
Aren't you glad I didn't say train?
