Quotes and Jokes (2 Viewers)

vikingBerserker · Oct 18, 2021

You have to love and respect British humor

special ed · Oct 18, 2021

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know,' he said bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
"What's wrong son?"
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There is no Easter Bunny' talk. At seven , I got the 'There is no Tooth Fairy' talk. When I was eight you hit me with the 'There is no Santa Claus' speech. If you're going to tell me grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing to live for."

Greg Boeser · Oct 18, 2021

Asked by a 12 year old:
"Hey, Siri, how much trouble will I get in for looking up how to make crystal meth on my school computer?"

ThomasP · Oct 19, 2021

I was house sitting for some friends the last 2 weeks. I was binge watching a series on Netflix and the Siri unit started responding to questions asked by the actors in the series. It was really funny, particularly when Siri started speaking Finnish.