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A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know,' he said bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
"What's wrong son?"
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There is no Easter Bunny' talk. At seven , I got the 'There is no Tooth Fairy' talk. When I was eight you hit me with the 'There is no Santa Claus' speech. If you're going to tell me grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing to live for."
 
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