Quotes and Jokes

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There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts or with Balls.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here is the official distinction straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323,page 295.

GUTS - Arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or are you going flying?"

BALLS - Coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on her butt and having the balls to say, "You're next, chubby."

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both are fatal.
 

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