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[MIflyer]

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I was on an airliner once flying across Southern North Carolina, from New Bern to Charlotte I think, and I could see to the North there was a spot where it sure looked like they had built a bridge out over a lake and then turned and went down the length of it, rather on solid dry land a few hundred feet further to the west or to the East. I can't conceive why anyone would do that but I am sure it involved politics.

 

[MIflyer]

I live in the south and see nothing wrong with that. (Part II)

In fact my Dad had a vice grip plier serving as the inside door handle on his 1946 Chevy pickup which he purchased from the SC Highway Department, so I second that. Don't try it with the Chinese copies; I have bent a couple of those with nought but my hands.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Harbor Freight.
If you need a tool real bad,
We've got some really bad tools.
So, how bad do you need it?

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[ARTESH]

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Everyday life here ...

 

[Wayne Little]

very true Jan......Resistance is Futile....

 

[Gnomey]

 

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[Frog]

In keeping with the theme of the military actions in the world, this may be of interest.

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You are insulting my country and the memory of the 100 000 who were killed during this invasion, a casualty rate on par with WW 1 worst days.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

While I am certain no ill-will or disrespect was intended, it was an attempt at humor, I completely can understand your sentiments F Frog .

Everyone please do not post things like this in the future. There should never be any perceived or actual insults to our brothers in arms.

 

[Snautzer01]

While I am certain no ill-will or disrespect was intended, it was an attempt at humor, I completely can understand your sentiments F Frog .

Everyone please do not post things like this in the future. There should never be any perceived or actual insults to our brothers in arms.

I saw this post and i do think it was funny. There is no one on this board who would think the French didnt fight hard. Facts included. Airforce wise they were amazing.
Now i also think this board is not a kindergarten with special sensitive members. There are by far more jokes on americans army then on the french on this board.
For me if i cant joke about my friends without them getting back with a good one well ...

Just my opinion. I wave my little white flag.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I saw this post and i do think it was funny. There is no one on this board who would think the French didnt fight hard. Facts included. Airforce wise they were amazing.
Now i also think this board is not a kindergarten with special sensitive members. There are by far more jokes on americans army then on the french on this board.
For me if i cant joke about my friends without them getting back with a good one well ...

Just my opinion. I wave my little white flag.

You can also try and understand that others may see things differently.

 

[Snautzer01]

You can also try and understand that others may see things differently.

Yes i can. I hope therefor i hope feelings about jokes are not taken so seriously. On this board jokes are ment to be fun. I think this one is taken to be be more serious as poster intended or readers should take it. Its a joke. Not a slur.

 

[SaparotRob]

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I believe U.S.S. Wisconsin's reply to the DD was "They started".

 

[Snautzer01]

I believe U.S.S. Wisconsin's reply to the DD was "They started".

I have grinning all day. Funny as heck.

Its like the dude who thought it to be funny to throw his coke on a girl. Moment later he found out painfully she is a top mai tai fighter.
God so funny when she kicks his ass so hard .
Waiwai hhi hard kick back waiiiiwiii kick to a place man dont want tto talk about. Quite a fighter.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Yes i can. I hope therefor i hope feelings about jokes are not taken so seriously. On this board jokes are ment to be fun. I think this one is taken to be be more serious as poster intended or readers should take it. Its a joke. Not a slur.

I don't disagree. I chuckled when I saw it as well. Our French friend does not find it amusing, and I can understand why.