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[Snautzer01]

The Delorean of course! The 240 was more afordable and saleable to the wife! Still regret not just taking the verbals for a while.

Tell your wife what a Delorean costs now. After she stops crying she will not dispute your taste in cars again nor dispute one bought.

 

[vikingBerserker]

Wait, I want to hear more about the concept of "wife forgiveness"????

 

[gumbyk]

Wait, I want to hear more about the concept of "wife forgiveness"????

You guys need new wives...

 

[Greg Boeser]

I can't afford the old one.

 

[Ralph Haus]

Tell your wife what a Delorean costs now. After she stops crying she will not dispute your taste in cars again nor dispute one bought.

Yeah! On a good day it would today bring $5K (It's still road worthy, sold to a friend, and has over 200K miles) while a Delorean would fetch about $50K. Oh well. Should have bought Dell stock as well....

 

[Gnomey]

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Her parents told her: You have to become a doctor, then you can continue Arts.

Have done pretty much this a few times in med school…

 

[MiTasol]

This one sums up the intelligence of many of our youth very nicely

 

[MiTasol]

I can't afford the old one.

Wife or car?

 

[Greg Boeser]

Yes.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[buffnut453]

Was it wrong to award that a bacon?

 

[MiTasol]

The first two pigs probably would expect bacon was called a fine salt cured and smoked murdered relative

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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My favorite gag is to go to the hardware store and tell them I need a piece of glass to replace a window. When they ask me what size I hold my hands about this far apart >------< and say: About like this. You know, normal size. The reaction is always priceless. They've clearly heard this one before.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[at6]

Yep, the microwave, alarm clock and and battery wall clocks I can deal with.

This is the real bastard.
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Especially when my wife says it is 3 minutes off from the stove top clock

Isn't that an Iranian Rolex?

 

[Prop Duster]

 

[Prop Duster]

an' arm-o-matic power windows too.

 

[GTX]