Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
Friday? Hell, I'm just trying to make it to quitting time.
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special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,686
- May 13, 2018
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,686
- May 13, 2018
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Brilliant!
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
buffnut453
Captain
When you now go to the gas station to fill up your vehicle do you:-
Feel sick
Cough at the thought
Take sharp intakes of breath
Give yourself a violent headache
Feel confused
Get a test………you are suffering from the new CAR OWNER VIRUS
Feel sick
Cough at the thought
Take sharp intakes of breath
Give yourself a violent headache
Feel confused
Get a test………you are suffering from the new CAR OWNER VIRUS
Ralph Haus
Tech Sergeant
Actually none of the above. Pissed Off is more like it! My truck tank is a 36 galloner. Do the math.
buffnut453
Captain
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Australian response to Chinese adventurism in the Solomons.
buffnut453
Captain
A wife in Ancient Rome asks her husband to take her toga shopping. He reluctantly gets the chariot and horses out of the garage and duly heads off to the toga store.
In an attempt to speed the process along, the husband grabbed a toga from the rack and showed it to his wife.
The wife said, "That's an L size. I'm big, but I'm not that big! Get me a smaller size."
So the husband returned the L toga and grabbed the XL one.
The wife replied, "That's better."
In an attempt to speed the process along, the husband grabbed a toga from the rack and showed it to his wife.
The wife said, "That's an L size. I'm big, but I'm not that big! Get me a smaller size."
So the husband returned the L toga and grabbed the XL one.
The wife replied, "That's better."
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Another Roman was a berry farmer. One fine harvest day he discovered the most beautiful berry that anyone had ever seen. Realizing that this was a gift from one of the gods, he fell to his knees repenting all his sins and praising the soul and wonder behind this amazing fruit. Soon his family and neighbors saw what was happening and joined him, offering prayers and gifts.
As time passed, the mighty Nero heard of the commotion. In a fit of jealous rage, he sent a troop of his guard to steal the magificent fruit and bring it to the palace, where only the emperor could possess this god's gift.
As the guards approached, the farmer rose from his knees and told the guards that the crowds were already too large, and he was going to have close the berry patch for a few hours. The invited the guards to return later, when they could offer their praises in privacy.
The centurion responded, "You misunderstand - we come to seize your berry, not to praise it!"
(Stolen - in a much shortened form - from the great Flip Wilson)
Cheers,
Dana
As time passed, the mighty Nero heard of the commotion. In a fit of jealous rage, he sent a troop of his guard to steal the magificent fruit and bring it to the palace, where only the emperor could possess this god's gift.
As the guards approached, the farmer rose from his knees and told the guards that the crowds were already too large, and he was going to have close the berry patch for a few hours. The invited the guards to return later, when they could offer their praises in privacy.
The centurion responded, "You misunderstand - we come to seize your berry, not to praise it!"
(Stolen - in a much shortened form - from the great Flip Wilson)
Cheers,
Dana
