Quotes and Jokes

• Jul 4, 2022

• #17,661

ARTESH

Chief Master Sergeant

4,201

6,151

Aug 27, 2017

Tehran, Iran

Lucky13 said:

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The leader is on his spaceship, wondering the other realms!!!

I'm sure you got it!

 

• Jul 4, 2022

• #17,662

Greg Boeser

1st Sergeant

4,934

10,166

Jul 29, 2016

Minnesota

Seen at a local gas station today:

I'm so glad it's the 4th of July!

http://www.holidaystationstores.com/

 

• Jul 4, 2022

• #17,663

M

MIflyer

1st Lieutenant

6,646

13,223

May 30, 2011

Cape Canaveral

I've seen a similar sign but the subject was children.

 

• Jul 4, 2022

• #17,664

MiTasol

1st Lieutenant

6,366

10,756

Sep 19, 2012

Aw flaming stralia

What
Unauthourised children will be towed?

 

• Jul 4, 2022

• #17,665

Greg Boeser

1st Sergeant

4,934

10,166

Jul 29, 2016

Minnesota

Our local coffee shop has a sign:
Unattended children will be given a double shot of esspresso, and a sharp knife.

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,666

Lucky13

Forum Mascot

48,650

26,059

Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,667

Lucky13

Forum Mascot

48,650

26,059

Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,668

ARTESH

Chief Master Sergeant

4,201

6,151

Aug 27, 2017

Tehran, Iran

Summer in EU vs. Iran!!!



No, I don't like Metals! I love Seashells and Gemstones.



One of Positive points of German Language is that you tell less and listen more!

You want to tell something, trying to translate it from German, you leave it!!!



If I ever marry!



IDK what hardship he is bearing, but I understand him.

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,669

SaparotRob

Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII

14,204

15,127

Mar 12, 2020

Long Island, NY

I'm with you on that.

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,670

GTX

Colonel

12,334

42,064

Dec 18, 2015

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,671

Gnomey

Globetrotting Surgeon General

Staff

Mod

69,600

8,374

Nov 28, 2004

London / Southsea / Royal Deeside, UK

www.flickr.com

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,672

ARTESH

Chief Master Sergeant

4,201

6,151

Aug 27, 2017

Tehran, Iran

That's not accepted! There is no parking for my flying carpet!!!

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,673

Greg Boeser

1st Sergeant

4,934

10,166

Jul 29, 2016

Minnesota

You are supposed to just roll it up and tuck it under your arm.

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,674

Wurger

Siggy Master

Staff

Admin

Mod

109,230

28,095

Jun 19, 2005

Poland

ARTESH said:

That's not accepted! There is no parking for my flying carpet!!!

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Always you may roll it up and take it home.

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,675

S

special ed

1st Sergeant

5,190

12,880

May 13, 2018

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,676

Ralph Haus

Tech Sergeant

1,865

2,132

Jul 24, 2016

Leander Texas

A Texas congressman once said about the land in west Texas, "so flat that your dog can run away, and you'll still see him a week later".

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,677

S

special ed

1st Sergeant

5,190

12,880

May 13, 2018

There is a local joke which can be adapted to most any area.

A young man in New Orleans went to the doctor because he wasn't feeling well.
He was told, after considerable tests, that he had only about a year to live. At most, a year and a half.
Distraught, he asked the doctor what he should do as he was just 31 years old, never married, with no children to leave behind.
The doctor said, "Marry a girl from Chalmette. It will seem like a lifetime."

 

• Jul 5, 2022

• #17,678

A

at6

1st Sergeant

5,055

3,584

Jun 15, 2011

Fresno, California

Never answer a question before you hear it. I did and now she owns half of everything and will end up with all of it in a divorce.

 

• Jul 6, 2022

• #17,679

T

ThomasP

Senior Master Sergeant

3,326

5,089

Apr 17, 2017

midwest USA

 

• Jul 6, 2022

• #17,680

M

MIflyer

1st Lieutenant

6,646

13,223

May 30, 2011

Cape Canaveral

MiTasol said:

Unauthourised children will be towed?

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YES!