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Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
Seen at a local gas station today:
I'm so glad it's the 4th of July!
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I'm so glad it's the 4th of July!
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
I've seen a similar sign but the subject was children.
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
What
Unauthourised children will be towed?
Unauthourised children will be towed?
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
Our local coffee shop has a sign:
Unattended children will be given a double shot of esspresso, and a sharp knife.
Unattended children will be given a double shot of esspresso, and a sharp knife.
Lucky13
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Lucky13
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ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
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Summer in EU vs. Iran!!!
No, I don't like Metals! I love Seashells and Gemstones.
One of Positive points of German Language is that you tell less and listen more!
You want to tell something, trying to translate it from German, you leave it!!!
If I ever marry!
IDK what hardship he is bearing, but I understand him.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
I'm with you on that.
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ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
That's not accepted! There is no parking for my flying carpet!!!
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
You are supposed to just roll it up and tuck it under your arm.
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
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Ralph Haus
Tech Sergeant
A Texas congressman once said about the land in west Texas, "so flat that your dog can run away, and you'll still see him a week later".
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
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There is a local joke which can be adapted to most any area.
A young man in New Orleans went to the doctor because he wasn't feeling well.
He was told, after considerable tests, that he had only about a year to live. At most, a year and a half.
Distraught, he asked the doctor what he should do as he was just 31 years old, never married, with no children to leave behind.
The doctor said, "Marry a girl from Chalmette. It will seem like a lifetime."
A young man in New Orleans went to the doctor because he wasn't feeling well.
He was told, after considerable tests, that he had only about a year to live. At most, a year and a half.
Distraught, he asked the doctor what he should do as he was just 31 years old, never married, with no children to leave behind.
The doctor said, "Marry a girl from Chalmette. It will seem like a lifetime."
at6
1st Sergeant
Never answer a question before you hear it. I did and now she owns half of everything and will end up with all of it in a divorce.
ThomasP
Senior Master Sergeant
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MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
YES!
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