Quotes and Jokes

[Gnomey]

 

[Frog]

Then :



And now :

 

[GTX]

Dumbo has a challenger:

Long-eared goat takes Pakistan by storm, bids for Guinness World Records fame

A kid goat with extraordinarily long ears has become something of a media star in Pakistan, with its owner claiming a world record that may or may not exist.

www.abc.net.au

 

[GTX]

 

[SaparotRob]

Dumbo has a challenger:

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Long-eared goat takes Pakistan by storm, bids for Guinness World Records fame

A kid goat with extraordinarily long ears has become something of a media star in Pakistan, with its owner claiming a world record that may or may not exist.

www.abc.net.au

I once caught a fish THIS BIG!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[buffnut453]

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I think I've shared this one before, but it bears repeating...

During the COVID pandemic, I was banned from the Flat Earth Society's Facebook group for asking whether social distancing was pushing people over the edge.

 

[special ed]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[buffnut453]

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Nah...that's fake news. "In the field" means Travelodge/Motel 6 for the RAF....ask me how I know!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

There's a new 'Challenge' going around; where one holds a Basketball in one hand, and then places an open Bottle/Can of Beer on-top of the Ball. Then, you drop the Basketball, and try to catch the Beer as it bounces back-up; . . . then of course... you Chug-it.

The enclosed short Clip explains it better.


What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MIflyer]

'Cause I'm the meanest rooster in the valley..."

 

[ThomasP]

From a sign above an automobile service garage (manned by motorheads all):

Contrary to popular belief -
given enough horsepower -
pigs can fly quite well.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

Try not to be....like some people!

 

[Lucky13]