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• Jul 6, 2022

• #17,681

Gnomey

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• Jul 7, 2022

• #17,682

F

Frog

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Then :


And now :

 

• Jul 7, 2022

• #17,683

GTX

Colonel

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Dumbo has a challenger:

Long-eared goat takes Pakistan by storm, bids for Guinness World Records fame

A kid goat with extraordinarily long ears has become something of a media star in Pakistan, with its owner claiming a world record that may or may not exist.

www.abc.net.au

 

• Jul 7, 2022

• #17,684

GTX

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• Jul 7, 2022

• #17,685

SaparotRob

Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII

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GTX said:

Dumbo has a challenger:

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Long-eared goat takes Pakistan by storm, bids for Guinness World Records fame

A kid goat with extraordinarily long ears has become something of a media star in Pakistan, with its owner claiming a world record that may or may not exist.

www.abc.net.au

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I once caught a fish THIS BIG!

 

• Jul 7, 2022

• #17,686

Gnomey

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• Jul 7, 2022

• #17,687

buffnut453

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GTX said:

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I think I've shared this one before, but it bears repeating...

During the COVID pandemic, I was banned from the Flat Earth Society's Facebook group for asking whether social distancing was pushing people over the edge.

 

• Jul 7, 2022

• #17,688

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special ed

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• Jul 8, 2022

• #17,689

GTX

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• Jul 8, 2022

• #17,690

GTX

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• Jul 8, 2022

• #17,691

buffnut453

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GTX said:

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Nah...that's fake news. "In the field" means Travelodge/Motel 6 for the RAF....ask me how I know!

 

• Jul 8, 2022

• #17,692

Gnomey

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• Jul 8, 2022

• #17,693

MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

There's a new 'Challenge' going around; where one holds a Basketball in one hand, and then places an open Bottle/Can of Beer on-top of the Ball. Then, you drop the Basketball, and try to catch the Beer as it bounces back-up; . . . then of course... you Chug-it.

The enclosed short Clip explains it better.


What could possibly go wrong?

 

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• Jul 8, 2022

• #17,694

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Jul 9, 2022

• #17,695

M

MIflyer

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'Cause I'm the meanest rooster in the valley..."

 

• Jul 9, 2022

• #17,696

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ThomasP

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From a sign above an automobile service garage (manned by motorheads all):

Contrary to popular belief -
given enough horsepower -
pigs can fly quite well.

 

• Jul 9, 2022

• #17,697

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Jul 9, 2022

• #17,698

Wurger

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Poland

 

• Jul 9, 2022

• #17,699

Lucky13

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Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

Try not to be....like some people!

 

• Jul 9, 2022

• #17,700

Lucky13

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Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....