Quotes and Jokes

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I still recall what I think was the funniest cartoon I ever saw in Mad Magazine. It was part of a feature on the Mercury manned space flights. The cartoon showed looking down from a great height onto a tall, hastily constructed tower. On top of the tower was a group of people holding a sign up to the heavens, "Your Door Is Open!"
 
Talking with a woman the other night, I told her I finally started carpooling to work. She said she was afraid to carpool.
When I asked why, she very convincingly said, "I'm afraid the car will get trapped in a tunnel and with all those people inside I won't be able to get out".
I said, "That's a very specific fear. Is there a name for it?"
"Yes, it's called Carpool Tunnel Syndrome."
 

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