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SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
That was great!!
special ed
1st Sergeant
- 5,190
- May 13, 2018
special ed
1st Sergeant
- 5,190
- May 13, 2018
special ed
1st Sergeant
- 5,190
- May 13, 2018
at6
1st Sergeant
Had a bottle of sparkling water last night. It caused gas and my butt barked the whole night until this morning. After I got up, my butt began to emit duck calls.
buffnut453
Captain
Just like the Keystone Cops...particularly the guy who couldn't open the locked door so he dives through the open window. Classic!
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Obviously Dukes of Hazard fans.
What was all the smoke for? Marking a target for CAS?
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
I recall a friend of mine describing the antics that accompanied his neighbors rebuilding an engine in their own garage. Once assembled, it would not crank, not just fail to start but would not even turn over very far. They resorted to push starting it and smoked the tires on both it and the car providing the push up and down the street. Finally, they regretfully concluded tha they were going to have to take the engine apart again. And that is when they found a can of grease sitting in one cylinder, on top of piston.
Moral of the story: Never try to rebuild an engine that has cylinders large enough to hold a can of grease.
Moral of the story: Never try to rebuild an engine that has cylinders large enough to hold a can of grease.
Well, this will put a slowdown on that backyard project:
www.abc.net.au
And his dog's reaction:
A Portugal man's accidental backyard discovery might be the largest dinosaur fossil in Europe
Palaeontologists believe the discovery could be the remains of the largest sauropod dinosaur to be found in Europe.
And his dog's reaction:
