Quotes and Jokes (8 Viewers)

[NVSMITH]

 

[Wurger]

 

[special ed]

The phone rings, a man answers, "Thank you for calling Bob's Help Line, how can I help you?"
"Hi, my name is Steve and I really need your advice on a serious problem."
"That's what we are here for. Can you share your problem?"
"I have suspected for some time my wife has been cheating."
"What made you suspect that?"
"The usual signs. The phone rings, if I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with "the girls" a lot. I try to stay awake to watch for her coming home, but I fall asleep. But, last night, near midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoned her blouse, took her panties out of her purse and put them on. It was at that moment, behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor housing bracket. Is that something I can weld or does it need to be replaced?"

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[gumbyk]

 

[syscom3]

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

 

[cherry blossom]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Wurger]