Quotes and Jokes

[Gnomey]

 

[syscom3]

Hmmmmm.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Hmmmmm.

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And he wonders why he can't get a date.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[bdefen]

A couple of my favorites..........

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Sven was working a construction site, when the foreman stopped him.
"Larsen! How come you are carrying one block at a time, when all your coworkers are carrying two?!"
"Vell, It's nuttin' I can say if dey're too lazy to make two trips!"

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Sven was driving past his friend, Ole's, place, when he saw a sign that read "Boat fer sale", propped up against a wheelbarrow, next to an old lawnmower.
He pulled into the driveway.
"Hey, Ole! Vere's da boat? All I see is dis old lawnmower and veelbarrow!"
"Yahh, dat's right,", says Ole, "an' dey're boat fer sale!"

 

[SaparotRob]

 

[buffnut453]

Sven was driving past his friend, Ole's, place, when he saw a sign that read "Boat fer sale", propped up against a wheelbarrow, next to an old lawnmower.
He pulled into the driveway.
"Hey, Ole! Vere's da boat? All I see is dis old lawnmower and veelbarrow!"
"Yahh, dat's right,", says Ole, "an' dey're boat fer sale!"

There's a naughty-corner awaiting your presence, Greg.

 

[special ed]

I have been retelling "Sven" jokes to my club members as cajun jokes. Only the names have been changed. Boudreaux and Thibodeaux.

 

[GTX]

Comedy Wildlife Photo finalists – in pictures

From smiling triggerfish to a waving raccoon, the shortlisted images for the 2022 Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards have been announced

www.theguardian.com

 

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[MIflyer]

This morning I was out walking my dog a little before sunup.

We encountered a road sign, "DRAW BRIDGE"

I can't believe these people! Who carries a pencil and paper when they are out walking their dog?