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[Snautzer01]

New OCD Medication:

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Burn it in Hell.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Greg Boeser]

In Washington it was announced that General Knowledge will succeed General Confusion as head of the Intelligence Division.
The retiring General Confusion is said to have accepted a job as Director of Operations at Twitter.
The new Public Affairs Officer will be Colonel o'Truth, and his civilian deputy, Miss Information.
Heading up the HUMINT Collection Department is Major Payne.
Operations and Planning will be covered by Major DeLay.
SIGINT/Electronic Warfare Chief is Major Sparks.
Morale, Welfare and Recreation specialist will be Private Party.

 

[Greg Boeser]

The new Budget Director will be Costo Verun.

 

[WARSPITER]

STD evaluator will be Private Parts.

 

[Greg Boeser]

STD evaluator will be Private Parts.

Silver bullet, here we come!

 

[Shortround6]

Performance correction will be by Corporal Punishment.

 

[WARSPITER]

Performance correction will be by Corporal Punishment.

overall coordination to be managed by Brigadier Ballsup (of the Whopping Ballsups don't ya know).

 

[at6]

STD evaluator will be Private Parts.

Which of you will give him the dishonorable discharge /

 

[WARSPITER]

Which of you will give him the dishonorable discharge /

I don't think anyone who has had an STD has ever managed an honourable discharge.......

 

[Greg Boeser]

Performance correction will be by Corporal Punishment.

I knew there would be a job for her!

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

View: https://imgur.com/gallery/mkoqL9c#P2RgkRJ

 

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Njaco]

 

[manta22]

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The news media is in hysterics. Apparently they have forgotten that it is summer.

 

[Lucky13]