Someones been cheating...

[cheddar cheese]

It sure gives a whole new meaning to the word "Clinkers"

 

[mosquitoman]

I was thinking of clackers myself

 

[cheddar cheese]

Sparks fly when im walking down the street...Since the accident WD40 sales have increased 10%

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I dont even want to know!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Heres the culprit.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

AHHHH

 

[cheddar cheese]

Well, its taught me never to combine mechanics and sunbathing into one.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Put them on your nipples.......OUCH!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Dont be ridiculous, you cant use a Mig welder for that! You have to use an Arc welder when welding your nipples

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Even more painful.....if you like that sort of stuff.

 

[cheddar cheese]

If you weld your toes and fingers together it will save the necessity for wearing flippers whilst swimming

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Interesting thought process...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

and so very true.........

 

[cheddar cheese]

Although you need to waxoyl the joints, otherwise theyll rust.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

OKay

 

[Crippen]

Dont be ridiculous, you cant use a Mig welder for that! You have to use an Arc welder when welding your nipples

No imagination some men ( or boys...no offence CC) live dangerously now and again. ( don't tell them we ran away together to an underground bunker near Bognor for a few days... we shall never hear the end of it off Lancs ...shhhh!).

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Come on Crippen we all know you are full of imagination.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

Dont be ridiculous, you cant use a Mig welder for that! You have to use an Arc welder when welding your nipples

No imagination some men ( or boys...no offence CC) live dangerously now and again. ( don't tell them we ran away together to an underground bunker near Bognor for a few days... we shall never hear the end of it off Lancs ...shhhh!).

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

She called you a boy!