The Person Below Me (TPBM)

[Njaco]

Never had a whats. Are they any good? Do you put mustard on them or eat them in a pita?

TPBM is TPAM

 

[Marcel]

Nope,

TPBM = TP2AM

 

[Screaming Eagle]

what???

TPBM will decipher the above mesage for me.

 

[Heinz]

nup.........its Sunday and Im tired........


TPBM has Monday off..........

 

[ccheese]

No... gotta work like the rest of the blokes..

TPBM gave his Mum someting really nice for her day and will tell us
about it...

Charles

 

[Henk]

No, we never did mothers day due to the fact that you should show everyday how you love them and not just go out of your way for one day, but we did go out for lunch, me, my mom and my step mom.

TPBM loves someone dearly and do not know how to approach the situation without ruining everything.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

nah I dont have that problem

TPBM needs a new mobile phone.

 

[hurricanemk2]

Not me chum , with one of those how can U hide from the boss , wife , kids or any-one else
TPBM CD or vinyl

 

[Screaming Eagle]

well I grew up in the CD age but I would really like to get into some vinyl. AC/DC's let there be rock on vinyl at my mates place on 11. **** yea!!! \m/

TPBM has an extensive vinyl collection

 

[Wayne Little]

Yeah.. I've been around long enough to have some.....!

TPBM hasn't seen a record player!

 

[Lucky13]

Darn....clashed with Wayne....

Sure have buddy...

TPBM will explain the Grandfather Paradox to us....

 

[Heinz]

nah.......


TPBM is a fan of Jazz guitar......( Wes Montgomary etc )

 

[ccheese]

Nope, don't care for it...

TPBM will tell us about the Australian Funnelweb Spider...

Charles

 

[Marcel]

Well, it's a creature with 8 big hairy legs and 8 eyes and it'll eat you alive. It will wait behind your car and jump on the vehicle when you drive away. It'll crush the car by sheer weight and then suc your brain out...

TPBM thinks I've lost it.

 

[Lucky13]

More like that you've been smoking something that's been waaaayyyyy past the use before date....


If the universe is expanding, WHAT are we expanding in....?

TPBM will tell us what they think....

 

[Marcel]

My brain, it's so large the whole universe fit in.

TPBM thinks

 

[ccheese]

You never cease to amaze me, Mon Ami, with your wealth of knowledge.
There is probably info there, as yet undiscovered....

TPBM attended a college...

Charles

 

[Bucksnort101]

Attended for one Quarter and decided it was not for me.

TPBM injured themselves recently.

 

[Lucky13]

Nope...sorry.

TPBM sometimes sings "When Johnny comes marching back home again" and "Dixieland"...

 

[ccheese]

Havn't sung the former in quite a while... never sang the latter...

TPBM sings in the shower...

Charles