RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Merry Christmas, y'all!
Twas The Night Before Christmas
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mikewint
Captain
A shame there is no tale this year.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
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Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Merry Christmas from me, to all of you and your loved ones!
Thorlifter
Captain
Merry Christmas to everyone here.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL......
Vassili Zaitzev
Master Sergeant
Merry Christmas!
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
Santa's on his way, gang!
meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
Santa already got here, via the U.S.P.S., new airplanes! Enough to keep me in G.B.'s untill 2014!
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
(sung to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire")
FORUM HOSTING AN UNKNOWN FLYER
Mikewint working on an old Spitfire
Meatloaf wiping at his nose
Yuletide carols
Being sung by Glider
And Maria dressed up like an eskimo
Everybody hopes
Parsifal and DonL will find the mistletoe
and help make the forum bright
Tomo Pauk, with his eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep, tonight
They know that Horse is on his way
He's loading lots of bacon and models
on the Wirraway
and FlyboyJ and I
are gonna spy
to see if Der Adler really knows how to fly
And so I'm building this simple warplane
To give to all of you
Although it's been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas, to you
We know that Airframes is on his way
To bring Jan a case of beer
and Rochie a Hurricane
and Marcel will smile
when Shinpachi tries
to see if Readie really lives on the Isle.
And so I'm building this simple warplane
To give to all of you
Although it's been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas, to you
My sincere apologies that I couldn't get everyone in the lyrics but I know who you are!!
Happy Holidays everyone!!!
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FORUM HOSTING AN UNKNOWN FLYER
Mikewint working on an old Spitfire
Meatloaf wiping at his nose
Yuletide carols
Being sung by Glider
And Maria dressed up like an eskimo
Everybody hopes
Parsifal and DonL will find the mistletoe
and help make the forum bright
Tomo Pauk, with his eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep, tonight
They know that Horse is on his way
He's loading lots of bacon and models
on the Wirraway
and FlyboyJ and I
are gonna spy
to see if Der Adler really knows how to fly
And so I'm building this simple warplane
To give to all of you
Although it's been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas, to you
We know that Airframes is on his way
To bring Jan a case of beer
and Rochie a Hurricane
and Marcel will smile
when Shinpachi tries
to see if Readie really lives on the Isle.
And so I'm building this simple warplane
To give to all of you
Although it's been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas, to you
My sincere apologies that I couldn't get everyone in the lyrics but I know who you are!!
Happy Holidays everyone!!!
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Crimea_River
Marshal
Excellent Chris! That must have taken you a while. Merry Christmas to you sir!
Excellent! Merry Christmas!
mikewint
Captain
As with all the above, Chris, I wish you the Happiest and Merriest Christmas and New Year. I already posted this on another thread but here is my version:
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck…
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!
The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."
And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose
And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.
So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,
Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.
And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.
Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.
No candy or sweets…they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.
And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.
For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.
No baseball, no football…someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.
So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.
He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
you've got to be careful with that word today.
His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.
Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;
Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere…even you.
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth…
"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck…
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!
The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."
And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose
And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.
So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,
Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.
And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.
Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.
No candy or sweets…they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.
And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.
For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.
No baseball, no football…someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.
So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.
He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
you've got to be careful with that word today.
His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.
Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;
Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere…even you.
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth…
"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."
Man, life must be real screwed up for some of you! It's Christmas Day here in New Zealand; the sun is shining, its 24 degrees outside and its hot! The lawns need mowing and the wife and kids are away, I'm at home watching videos until I have to go to work, where I get paid triple dollar and will only have to work for four or five hours, but get paid for nine! Then I'll come home, hit the beer and watch more videos! Sweet! This is the best day ever!
To the ww2aircraftnet forum family - Season's Greetings, Guys and Gals. Look forward to more!
nuuumannn
To the ww2aircraftnet forum family - Season's Greetings, Guys and Gals. Look forward to more!
nuuumannn
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
Man, life must be real screwed up for some of you! It's Christmas Day here in New Zealand; the sun is shining, its 24 degrees outside and its hot! The lawns need mowing and the wife and kids are away, I'm at home watching videos until I have to go to work, where I get paid triple dollar and will only have to work for four or five hours, but get paid for nine! Then I'll come home, hit the beer and watch more videos! Sweet! This is the best day ever!
To the ww2aircraftnet forum family - Season's Greetings, Guys and Gals. Look forward to more!
nuuumannn
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Awesome stuff Chris and Mike!
middle of the day here, a fine day happening, take care to ALL!
middle of the day here, a fine day happening, take care to ALL!
