What annoyed you today?

[Gnomey]

Yeah when the last wickets didn't go I realised it was going to be a draw and then just turned of Test Match Special and sat and got pissed off...

 

[Maestro]

A stupid b*tch working for a bank calling me five times in four weeks to sell me her f*cking Master-Card Gold... And who the f*ck gave her my phone number? I don't even have an account with this bank !

The last time I got very clear :

<Ring> <Ring> <Ring>

- Hello ?
- Hi, this is Mrs. X from the HSBC (or whatever) bank calling to know if you would be interrested to obtain our Master-Card Gold...
- I don't give a sh*t about your f*cking credit card ! As far as I'm concerned, you can stick it up your f*cking *** !

<CLAK>

 

[Bullockracing]

Come on Maestro, tell us how you really feel...

 

[Pisis]

A stupid b*tch working for a bank calling me five times in four weeks to sell me her f*cking Master-Card Gold... And who the f*ck gave her my phone number? I don't even have an account with this bank !

The last time I got very clear :

<Ring> <Ring> <Ring>

- Hello ?
- Hi, this is Mrs. X from the HSBC (or whatever) bank calling to know if you would be interrested to obtain our Master-Card Gold...
- I don't give a sh*t about your f*cking credit card ! As far as I'm concerned, you can stick it up your f*cking *** !

<CLAK>

 

[Nonskimmer]

And who the f*ck gave her my phone number?

It was me.
Hee hee hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


Well...no, not really.


Just do what I do:

<Ring, Ring>
"Hello?"
"Good evening, I'm calling on behalf of the Bank of - " <CLICK!!>

 

[Pisis]

It could be that you earned a great cash heritage...

 

[Nonskimmer]

Yeah right. No chance.

 

[Pisis]

Being caught by my sister when watching the "Busty Lesbians.mpg"

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

LOL

 

[Tiger]

Being caught by my sister when watching the "Busty Lesbians.mpg"

Atleast it wasn't your mum who caught you!

 

[Erich]

well tore out my right ankle muscles at work yesterday, sleepless night and then fool enough to go rippin up the pavement 35 miles this morn on my road bike . . . and now paying the dues for it .

yeah call me stupid

 

[plan_D]

Stupid.

And nothing annoyed me. Tattoos relax me a lot.

 

[Henk]

Being caught by my sister when watching the "Busty Lesbians.mpg"

, dam that is nasty, how the hell did that happen? The thing is that your sister now know something that you do not want your mom to know and she can use it to her advantage.

Well having to catch up on all my E-mails and reply to all the replies from this site, dam it is a sh*t load of them.

Henk

 

[102first_hussars]

*edited* wrong post

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

not being able to stop thinking about a girl

 

[Pisis]

that is normal

 

[Wurger]

The weather,it's stiil dark and raining.Besides,my neighbour is smoking by the window.How will she be kissing her husband? Maybe like an ash-tray.

 

[plan_D]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww , lanc has become a man! Some advise lanc, don't mention sheep to the girl.

 

[Wildcat]

...unless she's into that type of thing!

 

[plan_D]

Wait a second while I go vomit from that image that just drilled it's way into my head. Lanc, you are one twisted child.