All you guys have offended me, I am contacting the UN to have you banned.
Nope.. they are very busy with banning of the Santa Clause. But you get the first place on my list of ears.
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Nope.. they are very busy with banning of the Santa Clause. But you get the first place on my list of ears.
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
I've already banned the UN, for being offensively offensive, in a politically correct incorrect way.....
Achtung !!! Take cover...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Making a grocery list. Wife and I having a romantic dinner with both boys out of the house.
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Bacon?
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Makin' bacon. That comes later.
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
I'm still offended..... and made a mobile phone call expressing the depth of my outraged sensibilities.
I did say 'hello' to Obama Cameron as they may be listening.....
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I did say 'hello' to Obama Cameron as they may be listening.....
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Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Getting ready to feed the dogs.
meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
I'm offended that you would say hello to Obama and Cameron.
Now I'm offended that I'm offended!
Where do I go to report that?!?
Now I'm offended that I don't know the answer!
Now I'm offended that I'm offended!
Where do I go to report that?!?
Now I'm offended that I don't know the answer!
Home in bed with wife...who is sleeping! 
Paul , please try to call yourself through a window. Maybe there is somebody who can listen to that.
And now I'm offended myself that I had to write it.
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
I'm offended that the UN didn't notify me of the clocks changing. Half six on a Sunday morning is NOT supposed to exist !!!
It's offensive!
It's offensive!
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
I am deeply offended that that I didn't get a 'hello' from GCHQ or the American secret service.
Am I am not good enough to spy on?
That alone is offensive let alone the offence I could take if they did...
AND I am offended that you do not know the answer to resolve your offended feelings.... I could say that if you have been offended, as a forum chum, then I am offended too.
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
The only thing that doesn't offend me is bacon.
Ok, beer doesn't offend me either.
But that's it...
Ok, beer doesn't offend me either.
But that's it...
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Dear NSA, since you are already going through their stuff could you please drop off some bacon and beer for my good friends Dave and WOjtek? THANKS!
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
And I am NOT offended by that!
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
This forum is offensive, UN is offensive, EU is offensive, PC is offensive, the whole.....naaaah, f*ck it, I'll have another beer, then again, Budweiser and Miller is offensive!
