What cheered you up today?

[Udet]

About Mr. Lesofprimus cheerful experience there is something I´d like to add.

What women apparently refuse to understand is that a blowjob is an extremely painful thing for us men. When we accept receiving oral sex from a woman, we are aware of the excrucuating pain that lies around the corner.

Woman should interpret this as undisputable evidence of the love we feel inside our chests.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Huh?

 

[plan_D]

What the f*ck is he on about? I've never had pain from a blowjob ...except once ... too much teeth ...but what the f*ck is he on about?!

 

[cheddar cheese]

I just got up from a 12 1/2 hour sleep.

Amateur...Ive done a straight 16 hours once, man that was good

Nothings really cheered me up today, I suppose that bagel was pretty damn good though....

 

[lesofprimus]

I think he meant to say a blowjob can be quite painful and dangerous if say the woman had a siezure or lockjaw....

we are aware of the excrucuating pain that lies around the corner.

 

[plan_D]

Hah! I've slept 21 hours straight before due to fatigue from working, and staying up around 45 hours (working 24 of them).

 

[cheddar cheese]

Thats pretty impressive but I didnt have any excuse for my sleep, It just happenes sometimes

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i hate sleeping for too long...........

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

Farmer-boy. Get up early to tend the sheep, eh?

Well, yesterday I got Need For Speed: Most Wanted. 8)

Today, I just had a good sandwich, am listening to an awesome song (Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge), and am going to an amusement park soon.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I think he meant to say a blowjob can be quite painful and dangerous if say the woman had a siezure or lockjaw....

we are aware of the excrucuating pain that lies around the corner.

No I think that he meant that if we accept one, that means that they want something in return such as nice things or money. I might be wrong but that is how I understood it. If that is what he mean then Udet again you are looking in the wrong places for women.

 

[Pisis]

Hmmm, Udet, you're in some depression or what?

What cheered me up today? My new busty blonde friend invited me to her on New Years Eve. There's nothin' best then this. Maybe winning a Million in Loto!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

You know I did not have a single thing that cheered me up today. I just enjoyed the fact that I was at home and not at work. I spent the day with my wife. I washed my Jeep. I fed my snake. I bought a new toy for my cat. I marinated my steaks for the News Years party. Just enjoyed the day as a whole.

 

[plan_D]

What? No sex? And I've never given anything in return ...I'm not that considerate. Udet, you're a puff.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

What? No sex?

What me and my misses do, stays between us. I respect her too much too tell you about it.

 

[Erich]

good for you Adler ! I'm at home with my dear ready to bake a belated Christstollen and dumping more flood waters out of my patio..........we are getting hammered by rain, 15 inchs in 3 days and more coming

 

[lesofprimus]

we are getting hammered by rain, 15 inchs in 3 days and more coming

Man, I feel for u Erich... Hope the diluge ends soon...

 

[Erich]

yes but I have to consder what you guys went through and still are. Wish you folk could press the insurance chaps real hard...............with a 2x4

 

[Gnomey]

How are things down there now Les, it has dissapeared from the news over here?

Went skiing today.

 

[lesofprimus]

Its still pretty bad down here... Lots of homeless people still, and the cleanup has hardly begun.... I went into Pass Christian the other day, and it still looks devestated...

Its going to take years...

 

[Hot Space]

The sun came up. That's always a good thing.

Unless you're a vampire...or Hot Space.

You'll get a better pay-rate with being a vampire