What cheered you up today?

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About Mr. Lesofprimus cheerful experience there is something I´d like to add.

What women apparently refuse to understand is that a blowjob is an extremely painful thing for us men. When we accept receiving oral sex from a woman, we are aware of the excrucuating pain that lies around the corner.

Woman should interpret this as undisputable evidence of the love we feel inside our chests.
 
What the f*ck is he on about? I've never had pain from a blowjob ...except once ... too much teeth ...but what the f*ck is he on about?!
 
Hah! I've slept 21 hours straight before due to fatigue from working, and staying up around 45 hours (working 24 of them).
 
Farmer-boy. Get up early to tend the sheep, eh?

Well, yesterday I got Need For Speed: Most Wanted. 8)

Today, I just had a good sandwich, am listening to an awesome song (Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge), and am going to an amusement park soon.
 

No I think that he meant that if we accept one, that means that they want something in return such as nice things or money. I might be wrong but that is how I understood it. If that is what he mean then Udet again you are looking in the wrong places for women.
 
Hmmm, Udet, you're in some depression or what?

What cheered me up today? My new busty blonde friend invited me to her on New Years Eve. There's nothin' best then this. Maybe winning a Million in Loto!
 
You know I did not have a single thing that cheered me up today. I just enjoyed the fact that I was at home and not at work. I spent the day with my wife. I washed my Jeep. I fed my snake. I bought a new toy for my cat. I marinated my steaks for the News Years party. Just enjoyed the day as a whole.
 
What? No sex? And I've never given anything in return ...I'm not that considerate. Udet, you're a puff.
 
good for you Adler ! I'm at home with my dear ready to bake a belated Christstollen and dumping more flood waters out of my patio..........we are getting hammered by rain, 15 inchs in 3 days and more coming
 
yes but I have to consder what you guys went through and still are. Wish you folk could press the insurance chaps real hard...............with a 2x4
 
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