What to do on long, irritating flights..(NOTE: this is in BAD taste, I assure you!)

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  1. Becca

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    What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating..

    1- Remove your lap top from its bag

    2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

    3- Turn it on

    4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

    5- Connect to the Internet

    6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn

    your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer

    7- Take a deep breath and open this site:

    The End!!!!

    8-Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger
     
  2. Njaco

    Njaco The Pop-Tart Whisperer
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    and hope hes not a US Marshall!!!

    That was great!!
     
  3. Aaron Brooks Wolters

    Aaron Brooks Wolters Well-Known Member

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    That's just wrong, funny, but wrong. :lol:
     
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    LMAO

    Good one!
     
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    :lol:

    Well, it has been awhile since a mob kicked the crap out of me.
     
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    ...wear a parachute, cuz the other passengers are gonna DB Cooper your butt!!!!
     
  10. Vassili Zaitzev

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    Got a good chuckle, but expect your flight to be short, as I'm sure the crew will kick you out at 10,000 feet.:shock:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol: Great one Les'Bride! Even though the other passengers would totally beat me senseless, the five seconds between the facial expressions and the beating would definitely be worth it.
     
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    That was hilarious.
    I will agree you may need wings or parachute if you do it though.


    Wheels
     
  13. Becca

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    oh you'd totally need wings at that point..not everyone appreciates a little levity. :D
     
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    Now, that was funny.
     
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    :lol: Going to have to try this at some point.
     
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    Why does this sound alot like:

    "Hey ya'll...hold my beer and watch this..."

    :evil4:
     
  18. Becca

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    Texans last words??

    and Biker Babe..I LOVE that smiley, used to use it on Yahoo. You can't HELP but giggle at that little guy. IMHO. :D
     
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    I would go freaking crazy on the guy who did that. :angryfire:
     
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