What to do on long, irritating flights..(NOTE: this is in BAD taste, I assure you!)

Becca · Jul 30, 2009

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating..

1- Remove your lap top from its bag

2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3- Turn it on

4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5- Connect to the Internet

6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn

your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer

7- Take a deep breath and open this site:

The End!!!!

8-Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger

Njaco · Jul 30, 2009

and hope hes not a US Marshall!!!

That was great!!

Aaron Brooks Wolters · Jul 30, 2009

That's just wrong, funny, but wrong.

Becca · Jul 30, 2009

GrauGeist · Jul 30, 2009

LMAO

Good one!

vikingBerserker · Jul 30, 2009

Well, it has been awhile since a mob kicked the crap out of me.

evangilder · Jul 30, 2009

Lucke.stz · Jul 30, 2009

RabidAlien · Jul 30, 2009

...wear a parachute, cuz the other passengers are gonna DB Cooper your butt!!!!

Vassili Zaitzev · Jul 30, 2009

Got a good chuckle, but expect your flight to be short, as I'm sure the crew will kick you out at 10,000 feet.

Ferdinand Foch · Jul 31, 2009

Great one Les'Bride! Even though the other passengers would totally beat me senseless, the five seconds between the facial expressions and the beating would definitely be worth it.

wheelsup_cavu · Jul 31, 2009

That was hilarious.
I will agree you may need wings or parachute if you do it though.

Wheels

Becca · Jul 31, 2009

oh you'd totally need wings at that point..not everyone appreciates a little levity.

beaupower32 · Jul 31, 2009

Now, that was funny.

Gnomey · Jul 31, 2009

Going to have to try this at some point.

BikerBabe · Jul 31, 2009

GrauGeist · Aug 1, 2009

Gnomey said:
Going to have to try this at some point.

Why does this sound alot like:

"Hey ya'll...hold my beer and watch this..."

Becca · Aug 1, 2009

GrauGeist said:
Why does this sound alot like:

"Hey ya'll...hold my beer and watch this..."

Texans last words??

and Biker Babe..I LOVE that smiley, used to use it on Yahoo. You can't HELP but giggle at that little guy. IMHO.

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Aug 1, 2009

That was funny!

Dark Matter · Aug 1, 2009

I would go freaking crazy on the guy who did that.

What to do on long, irritating flights..(NOTE: this is in BAD taste, I assure you!)

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