Cat becomes ace over night

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  1. Marcel

    Marcel Well-Known Member

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    On a cupboard in our living room I have several small models of ww-II fighters. Last night our cat jumped on the cupboard and "killed" 5 of them :cry:. What do you say, shall we declare her an ace?
     
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    Depends
    what nationality were the fighters? If they were all Axis then she's an Ace in a Day 8)

    However, if there were any Allied fighters amongst her kills, she should be subject to a disciplinary hearing pending a possible courts martial for reckless disregard.
     
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    Well, it were:
    - Bf109E
    -Ju-87D
    -Tempest
    -Yak3
    -Corsair

    I guess I've to call the in the court martial then... :lol:
     
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    Oh, a CATastrophe! Just feline her $50. The Mouse Police Never Sleeps!
     
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    Good chuckle Njaco.

    Think you have a problem here Marcel, she's managed to knock off aircraft with no regard for nationality. You've got Soviet, American, German and British birds all biting the dust. Typical of a chick, not sense of propriety when destroying inanimate objects.

    Just put some tape on her paws and call it even.
     
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    Oh my God
    You realise Nuremburg will be re-written, don't you?

    Goering
    Hess
    Keitel
    Ribbentrop
    Marcel's cat
     
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    I was fine with it until I read she destroyed a Corsair.

    To the gas chamber!!!!
     
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    I tried.

    Marcel, I could give her a nice vacation. :)
     
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    "This is Klaus Oberman (made up name) is there any other aircraft out there?"

    "I read ya Klaus, this is Heinrich in my Ju-87, what are you in need of?"

    "I got a cat on my six!"

    "I'm heading over Klaus, hang on."

    "Ahhhh!!! I can't shake him!!"

    "Hang in there buddy!"

    "My engines on fire!, I'm punching out!"

    **JU-87 pilot spots 109 parachute and to his horror Klaus is swatted with a paw while in his parachute and plummets to earth.***

    "Oh my g---------- "

    Cat swats him

    Allies story

    **Mission over Germany**

    See 109 and Stuka and go to investigate and the cat grabs a corsair and throws it at the Yak and Tempest
     
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    I notice she left her own kind alone - Catalina, Wildcat, Hellcat and Hurricat - to the wall with her...or give her intensive training in Mouse Recognition!
     
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    :evil4: Good one Chris. That sucks Marcel, are they recoverable at all?
     
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    Damn Marcel, sorry to here about it... Im kinda petrified about my shelf which holds my 3 best models, and my great fear came to life in ur house....

    As my wife just said 2.5 minutes ago, "Fu*k the cat..."
     
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    If of course the cat is a male cat then that means - its a (Gruman) Tomcat

    Sorry - couldn't resist - surprised no one has already!!
     
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    Sounds like you've got one "Hell" of a "Cat"
     
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    At least paint kill markings on the cat.
     
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    That's an ace alright :lol:

    Be careful that cat doesn't reach the level of 'Experten' some day Marcel!

    Wouldn't want to find 300+ models lying around smashed after having been a short trip to the mall one day :p
     
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    Yeah, two swastikas, two white stars and a red star ;)
     
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    Normally I'm a cat lover, but this calls for drastic action!
    Ever considered making a bicycle saddle cover of the cat's fur?
    It's easy, cheap and fast! ;)
    Get a hammer, a solid nail, a razor blade and a big, sharp, pointy needle.
    Nail the cattail onto something solid and sturdy, using hammer and nail.
    Carve an X in its nose with the razor blade.
    Poke the bugger in the a$$ with the needle, and ZOOM! Cat's outta the pelt.
    Dry the pelt and use as a bicycle saddle cover. :lol:

    Seriously though - can you salvage anything? :shock:
     
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    Du bist ein scheisskopf!!!
     

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    I think you should wax the cats shoulder and tattoo flags on it..........
     
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