Cat becomes ace over night

[Marcel]

On a cupboard in our living room I have several small models of ww-II fighters. Last night our cat jumped on the cupboard and "killed" 5 of them . What do you say, shall we declare her an ace?

 

[Colin1]

Depends
what nationality were the fighters? If they were all Axis then she's an Ace in a Day 8)

However, if there were any Allied fighters amongst her kills, she should be subject to a disciplinary hearing pending a possible courts martial for reckless disregard.

 

[Marcel]

Well, it were:
- Bf109E
-Ju-87D
-Tempest
-Yak3
-Corsair

I guess I've to call the in the court martial then...

 

[Njaco]

Oh, a CATastrophe! Just feline her $50. The Mouse Police Never Sleeps!

 

[timshatz]

Good chuckle Njaco.

Think you have a problem here Marcel, she's managed to knock off aircraft with no regard for nationality. You've got Soviet, American, German and British birds all biting the dust. Typical of a chick, not sense of propriety when destroying inanimate objects.

Just put some tape on her paws and call it even.

 

[Colin1]

Well, it were:
-Tempest
-Yak3
-Corsair

Oh my God
You realise Nuremburg will be re-written, don't you?

Goering
Hess
Keitel
Ribbentrop
Marcel's cat

 

[Thorlifter]

I was fine with it until I read she destroyed a Corsair.

To the gas chamber!!!!

 

[Njaco]

Good chuckle Njaco.

....

I tried.

Marcel, I could give her a nice vacation.

 

[B-17engineer]

"This is Klaus Oberman (made up name) is there any other aircraft out there?"

"I read ya Klaus, this is Heinrich in my Ju-87, what are you in need of?"

"I got a cat on my six!"

"I'm heading over Klaus, hang on."

"Ahhhh!!! I can't shake him!!"

"Hang in there buddy!"

"My engines on fire!, I'm punching out!"

**JU-87 pilot spots 109 parachute and to his horror Klaus is swatted with a paw while in his parachute and plummets to earth.***

"Oh my g---------- "

Cat swats him

Allies story

**Mission over Germany**

See 109 and Stuka and go to investigate and the cat grabs a corsair and throws it at the Yak and Tempest

 

[Airframes]

I notice she left her own kind alone - Catalina, Wildcat, Hellcat and Hurricat - to the wall with her...or give her intensive training in Mouse Recognition!

 

[Gnomey]

Good one Chris. That sucks Marcel, are they recoverable at all?

 

[lesofprimus]

Damn Marcel, sorry to here about it... Im kinda petrified about my shelf which holds my 3 best models, and my great fear came to life in ur house....

As my wife just said 2.5 minutes ago, "Fu*k the cat..."

 

[merlin]

If of course the cat is a male cat then that means - its a (Gruman) Tomcat

Sorry - couldn't resist - surprised no one has already!!

 

[Coors9]

Sounds like you've got one "Hell" of a "Cat"

 

[vikingBerserker]

At least paint kill markings on the cat.

 

[Soren]

That's an ace alright

Be careful that cat doesn't reach the level of 'Experten' some day Marcel!

Wouldn't want to find 300+ models lying around smashed after having been a short trip to the mall one day

 

[Soren]

At least paint kill markings on the cat.

Yeah, two swastikas, two white stars and a red star

 

[BikerBabe]

Normally I'm a cat lover, but this calls for drastic action!
Ever considered making a bicycle saddle cover of the cat's fur?
It's easy, cheap and fast!
Get a hammer, a solid nail, a razor blade and a big, sharp, pointy needle.
Nail the cattail onto something solid and sturdy, using hammer and nail.
Carve an X in its nose with the razor blade.
Poke the bugger in the a$$ with the needle, and ZOOM! Cat's outta the pelt.
Dry the pelt and use as a bicycle saddle cover.

Seriously though - can you salvage anything?

 

[Njaco]

Du bist ein scheisskopf!!!

 

[N4521U]

I think you should wax the cats shoulder and tattoo flags on it..........